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 'THE    CR AN KI N'  CUES  MOBILLIARDS!'

'THE   CR AN KI N' + ORION ATTITUDE' =  'THE  UNFAIR  ADVANTAGE!'

FOUR 15"   ORION SUBS IN  A      CR AN KI N'  COMPRESSION CHAMBER  WITH  OVER  5000  ORION WATTS! '

'OUCH...THAT'LL HURT!'

 'THE SONY PS1(YES A PS1!) GIVES AWAY THE 10 YEAR OLD INSTALL STILL  CR AN KI N'

STRONG ALL DAY LONG!'

 'TELL  US  YOUR  CRAZIEST  DREAM  & WE'LL  BUILD  IT  WITH  PASSION!'

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  'I COULD ONLY AFFORD ONE 15"   ORION SUB! . . . OH WELL!'  

                           OFFICIAL  I.A.S.C.A. IDBL 'ULT-1'

     'WORLD  RECORD HOLDER' @ 

  168.7 dB!

  WITH ONLY 1-ORION 15" SUBWOOFER   &

2500 WATTS RMS OF ORION POWER!

THIS WINDSHIELD WAS . . . 'CR AC KE D  by   CR AN KI N!'. . .

'AT 168.7dB!'

 'LIFE  BEGINS  AT  170 dB+! . . . LIFE  JUST  BEGAN!'

'CHECK OUT THE CUSTOM   CR AN KI N' MERCEDES INTERIOR FULLY LOADED WITH 'POWER NOTHING' &  AN 800 POUND CONCRETE SUB-FLOOR!! . . . THAT'S SERIOUS!!'

'OVER  10,000  ORION HEART STOPPING  WATTS  RMS!' 

 'POWERED  BY  HARD  CORE  ATTITUDE!'

'FEEL  THE  PAIN  AS  I   CR AN K'  THE  GAIN!'

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